
I guess that's why I'm working at Initech. So, if you wanted to fix old cars then you're supposed to be an auto mechanic. And invariably what you'd say was supposed to be your career. Our high school guidance counselor used to ask us what you'd do if you had a million dollars and you didn't have to work. You should come over and watch 'Kung Fu' tonight. I wanna take you out to dinner, and then I wanna go back to my apartment and watch 'Kung Fu'. You know, I've never really liked paying bills.

Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and.

I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go. I uh, I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore. So, like, 98 instead of 1998? Uh, so I go through these thousands of lines of code and, uh. Well see, they wrote all this bank software, and, uh, to save space, they used two digits for the date instead of four. I sit in a cubicle and I update bank software for the 2000 switch.
